i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was
We also believe in the supernatural
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
sometimes one little thing will annoy me and then i just get annoyed at everything that’s ever annoyed me and i’m mad about things that happened like 2 years ago and i’m yelling at my mom for getting a divorce and she’s like where did this come from and i’m like THE VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR.
I once broke down in tears when my dad told me that I forgot to put away the butter
this is me 100%