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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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  • Anonymoushow can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?
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    babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

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carryonmy-assbutt:

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cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

We also believe in the supernatural

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how even

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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averagefairy:

constantly-annoyedperson:

averagefairy:

sometimes one little thing will annoy me and then i just get annoyed at everything that’s ever annoyed me and i’m mad about things that happened like 2 years ago and i’m yelling at my mom for getting a divorce and she’s like where did this come from and i’m like THE VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR.

I once broke down in tears when my dad told me that I forgot to put away the butter

this is me 100%

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