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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

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timpgod:

Methinks the school is onto Ms. Frizzle!

"ARNOLD IS A PANSY!!!"

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

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