batteur: ah yes i’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce...
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theredrubyx: onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads You assholes just always find new ways to crush my childhood